Q. Aiight, so you've now dun come up in the world of BMX, well Australia at least. How did you progress from a kid who could slay a foot jam to a man(?) who can pretty much do anything when it has a small bet on it such as a $2.50 casino chip or an Oreo McFlurry?
A. I'd say I'm still pretty far down on the down low list. progressing from doing footjams to being a man was a long road of being a tuggeranong rat, shit talking, heckling and then i'd say scabbing mad lifts to new places helped but the real progression from foot jam to man would never have happened without THE MOTHER FUCKING CRAIG!!! and as for the bets i have 2 Oreo Mcflurries with my name written on them. But when you put that sweat tasting fatty ice cream treat on the table bam! I'm also yet to see my casino chip!
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Q. Pretty much the NYRM team is filled with hacks (Liam Fahy-Hampton) and no-bodies (Zac Miner) so where do you think you fit in? #1? Keep in mind we just added Guettler to the team...
A. The NYRM team has been a big part of my life i eat, sleep, drink, drive, and ride nahyouritemate i try and rep it when ever i can sometimes i will even yell it out at the skatepark only to be told that i'm a shit cunt and that im over the hill so i'm probably in the has been pile. what can i say i'm washed up.
Q. You got slagged off pretty good on the comeup for riding slowly in your video part thing which was up on youtube or vimeo or google video or redtube or where ever it was. So im guessing that you started to ride harder and faster because the come up kids didn't approve?
A. Yeah i have made a video for redtube but it never made it onto the come up. maybe the cumspot? But as for them kids they can get fucked haha after i went out there and tried to prove myself for them they shut me down haha. nah but i think my riding has gotten a bit better and faster but its still not up to the come up standards... fuck the come up. ha!
Q. So your young hip and also have a young and hip girl friend, has she dragged you along to see that movie angus, thongs and something snogging? I had to watch that shit the other night, was aiight, mad me laugh, made me cry. But the point im making is that there is a dude that everyone wants and he is like going for the minger or something which im confused by, but this then brings me to my question, why don't you sign autographs for mingin' girls at the skatepark? Like that one who asked you at Lanners the other month...You too good for that shit or dont you feel that your not big time enough yet?
A. Ha ha fuck that question came outta no where. to tell you the truth i was just scared you know we were in lanyon someone asks me for my autograph next thing i know they roll me steal my wallet and steal my cash.
Q. Whats the go with simple? How long you been repping that shit? When do you see the jeff bahr bars coming? hahah
A. Simples good, i dig the product been riding for them for maybe like 8 or 9 months but i hear they scarpped the "Jeff Bars" so i'm pretty bummed never even got specs drawn up haha.
Q. Wanna thank anyone?
A. Anyone who talks shit on me and my riding thanks for fueling me to ride harder haha, gotta thank family, females, friends and nick gasciones eveywhere. Thanks and nahyouritemate.
